Amanda

What in the fuck.

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 04:14:50 GMT

You have terrible taste and this shit's all retarded.

This one was great, though.

life

Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:27:58 GMT

Haiku² for mandamuck
hangin out oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god
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Created by Grahame

Haiku² for mandamuck
all dogs party hat for all dogs party hat for all dogs party hat
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Created by Grahame

probably one of the best bits ever..

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 10:51:56 GMT

merry christmas. you're welcome.

WHURIZZEE??

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 20:32:07 GMT

Sun, 04 May 2008 04:53:08 GMT

associates of arts =

but this plus associates of applied science w/ vet tech certification? better? I hope.

Wed, 12 Sep 2007 21:02:19 GMT

oh yeah, I broke my ankle so I'm in a cast.
pretty much like this

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 07:52:01 GMT

Planet Terror was 100% good. Death Proof wasn't bad either.

Mon, 01 May 2006 22:25:40 GMT

There's nothing fucking funnier than a person talking in their sleep.

Late for school but I don't care..

Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:57:17 GMT

From joblo.com: "A smart, charming teenage girl, Hayley probably shouldn’t be going to a local coffee shop to meet Jeff, a 30-something fashion photographer she met on the Internet. It’s Jeff’s lucky night – until his vision blurs and he passes out. Turns out Hayley isn’t as innocent as she looks after all. she has a lot on her mind. Getting Jeff to confess to his penchant for teenage girls – and to what he did to Donna Mauer, the girl who disappeared from Jeff’s favorite coffee shop. Hayley has something to help him along--a little surgical procedure she picked up on the Internet. All she needs is an ice pack. And a knife..."

Tue, 14 Feb 2006 06:44:53 GMT

After calling twenty veterinarians around my area, one clinic agreed to let me come observe. I met the office manager today and she showed me around and introduced me to the vets working there. The place is really nice and is right next to the League City Animal Shelter. I get to wear scrubs, sit in on appointments, and view any surgery I want.

found in cafe at my college..

Sat, 17 Dec 2005 23:19:19 GMT

:( indeed.

Fri, 24 Jun 2005 18:38:58 GMT

I was going to resize these, but photoshop didn't want me to so you can just deal with thumbnails ok.

This place, Miyako, was a huge sushi joint near me. It closed a while ago but it's still standing, begging me to break in steal shit that no one's used in three years.

What.

Sat, 29 Jan 2005 18:43:25 GMT

Last night/this morning I dreamt that kko lived in a gigantic house that was out in the middle of nowhere and was having a party. Ronnie and I got there, and hung out for a little bit. After a while we needed to go, but couldn't find our way back to home. Jake refused to give us directions.. then I flipped a lightswitch in is house that turned on a whole bunch of robots sitting around a long dinner table. I ask about 'em, and Jake says "Oh, those are my waving robots."(robots especially for waving).

Thanks, ice cream.

Thu, 20 Jan 2005 04:36:45 GMT

I got laid off today because I asked for a raise along with my promotion.

xmas.

Thu, 23 Dec 2004 09:43:26 GMT

I'm crappy for not getting in touch with a few people, one in particular. It is ALL because of ice cream, folks, and people taking it way too seriously for their own good. I'm pretty sure that one person reads this, and holy shit I'm sorry for not being able to hang when you were in town last time. From Monday to this day, I've worked and I've been damned tired when I got home. I AM OFF TOMORROW, and I WILL be calling you.

This past Saturday our store got "qued" which means that Coperate came in and inspected every inch of our store with a white glove. The boss wanted a 100% on the test (which no one has ever gotten in the history of tight assed, yuppie ice cream stores ever.) We got a 99%. So, instead of hearing a "Hey, thanks for the hard work. FOOTBALL!!" we got a "Hey, you guys are so irresponsible. GO TEXANS WOOO!"

.. Did I ever mention that our manager is a Texans' cheerleader?

Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to me.

Thu, 23 Sep 2004 11:53:21 GMT

I got the only thing I asked for, which was a job here. Today's my last day in orientation, and I'm on the grand opening, Saturday.. which should be insane. If anyone wants a coupon for a buy one get one free, get in touch with me.

Sun, 01 Aug 2004 14:31:09 GMT

There is absolutely no reason for me to be up this early.

Sat, 27 Mar 2004 06:41:11 GMT

dear persons that feel they must douse themselves in perfume/cologne before going out,

fucking quit it.

thanks,
Amanda

Thu, 18 Mar 2004 19:34:34 GMT

College of the Mainland just sent me $120.00. Cool.

The beach was fun last night, but its still nasty.

Sun, 15 Feb 2004 05:54:01 GMT

Tue, 10 Feb 2004 09:07:16 GMT

NO SLEEP FOR ME, NOT TONIGHT, thanks.

Mon, 06 Oct 2003 04:04:18 GMT

besides taking a shoe to the face, concert last night was very good. very.
the mars volta, ticket, company, and ride were appreciated.

Kayla.

Fri, 22 Aug 2003 09:36:00 GMT

Artist : Corey Hart
Song : Boy In The Box

WHEN I GO OUT
I CAN SEE THE WORLD FROM INSIDE
WITHOUT A DOUBT
I CAN SHAKE MY HEAD AND SCREAM AND SHOUT
(BECAUSE) I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE
I CAN'T STAND IT NO MORE
WHO'S LAUGHIN' AT ME?
THROUGH THE NIGHT
WAS THE GIANT SLEEPING?
THE ENDLESS FLIGHT
O THE MYSTERY'S FOR KEEPING
(BECAUSE) I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE
I CAN'T STAND IT NO MORE
WHO'S STARIN AT ME
I GOTTA SAY-
PULL UP YOUR SOX
YOU'RE THE BOY IN THE BOX
WHAT DID THE REBEL SAY?
WHEN THE WOLF CRIED FOX
TO THE BOY IN THE BOX
WILL YOU COME OUT TO PLAY
(SAID) ONE, TWO YOU
CAN'T GET ENOUGH
THREE, FOUR
OPEN UP THE DOOR
SIX, FIVE
ALIVE IS THE BOY IN THE BOX
(I GOTTA SAY)
PULL UP YOUR SOX
YOU'RE THE BOY IN THE BOX
WHAT DID THE REBEL SAY?
WHEN THE WOLF CRIED FOX
TO THE BOY IN THE BOX
WILL YOU COME OUT TO PLAY
AND NO ONE TALKS
TO THE BOY IN THE BOX
WHEN THE WOLF CRIED FOX
TO THE BOY IN THE BOX
ONE, TWO
I CAN'T GET ENOUGH
THREE, FOUR OPEN UP THE DOOR
SIX, FIVE
ALIVE IS THE BOY IN THE BOX
LIKE A BOY IN THE BOX
THE BOY IN THE BOX
LIKE A BOY IN THE BOX

clarity.. wait, no.. wtf.

Mon, 18 Aug 2003 12:08:01 GMT

BUT I DONT WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL TODAY. fuck.

Fri, 01 Aug 2003 02:09:02 GMT

my hair is purpler than its ever been.